irish eye's are smilin..

my homie emily sent all the ladies an email challenging us to a limerick writing competish.. well, i took it as such.. here are the three i came up with:

there once was a girl named nikki

who lately was feeling quite icky

her man had to leave

and now she's bereaved

and they didn't have time for a quickie!!

well, my license AND plates are expired

and i'm getting real effing tired

of driving around

this whole g.d. town

jesus! what's next? a flat tyre?*

april first, the lease is up

and so i have to pack it up

i have too much shit

i wish i could quit

but instead i have to suck it up..

that last one is a shout out to good old kanye west who hearts rhyming the same word with itself...that's some "damn the man" thinking right there..

* i spelled tire irish style.."i'm a leprechaun..."

have an awesome guiness and corned beef day y'all.. wear your green!!

just what i needed...

i thought my subscription to vf was done, but after a totally crappy day today..i found that bad boy in my mailbox when i came home! it was just what i needed to cheer my ass up!!

but you thought that cover was awesome? frickin check it out--------->

it gets even better----------------------------------------------------->

i love me some jason segal...

rogen does a mean frieda----------------------------------------------->

and a sweet honeymooners set up-------------------------------->

it was hard to remain mopey after reading* that article....

*yeah..each page had like, 72 words on it.. but still made me happy..