irish eye's are smilin..

my homie emily sent all the ladies an email challenging us to a limerick writing competish.. well, i took it as such.. here are the three i came up with:

there once was a girl named nikki

who lately was feeling quite icky

her man had to leave

and now she's bereaved

and they didn't have time for a quickie!!

well, my license AND plates are expired

and i'm getting real effing tired

of driving around

this whole g.d. town

jesus! what's next? a flat tyre?*

april first, the lease is up

and so i have to pack it up

i have too much shit

i wish i could quit

but instead i have to suck it up..

that last one is a shout out to good old kanye west who hearts rhyming the same word with itself...that's some "damn the man" thinking right there..

* i spelled tire irish style.."i'm a leprechaun..."

have an awesome guiness and corned beef day y'all.. wear your green!!